WANTS YOU!!!

& STORIES!!!
Have a favorite Restaurant or have one you hate in particular? Want to comment on today's food scene? Have interesting Jokes, Stories or Anecdotes about Restaurants, Eating Out, a certain Restaurant Bathroom, a Memorable Holiday Dinner, How Bad someone's cooking is/was? We'd like to hear your reviews and stories. Make them as long as you want. You never know, we may publish them, so when you write to us let us know the name you'd like us to publish them under, even if it's no name at all. Be creative and original or plain cranky -- we want to hear from you!!
don't forget to include a valid e-mail address and/or phone number because when we publish something we'll want to contact you.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP!
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or Praise or Suggest
Mr. Whipsnade has found a wonderful Website
where you can write letters to loads of companies (we wrote to Wendy's to tell
them about the Toilet Seat), so visit the nice folks at
Planet Feedback
and if they asked you who referred you, tell them it was THE FOOD PATROL.
We also be very happy if you put our URL (www.foodpatrol.bizland.com) into
nasty or otherwise letters you want to send to restaurant chains just in case
they want to check out a review of the Food or their Bathroom
MAJOR MONEY
A site full of Free Offers, Resources, Top Links and
much, much more for all!!
CHICKEN reviews are coming!!
in the meantime, find the answer to that age old question
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

funny stuff:
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
HERE'S ANOTHER GREAT LINK . . .
Phil Kaufman, Humorist has Jokes and Stories about Eating Out, Waiters, Chinese Restaurants, Buying Fish and other fun stuff. You'll love this Website because it was designed by Age Of Aquarius Web Graphics (the same outstanding designers who put together The Food Patrol).

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